The Narcissist
Dear Nobody,
The first thing i have to confess is…
I think blogging is really lame.
I know, i’m doing it myself! But that’s because i wanted to put to use the Very Cool name of a blog (re: above), and also because i have time on my hands that i like wasting. Now don’t get me wrong, this doesn’t mean that i have lots of time, it merely indicates that i have time, but i just choose to waste it in this way. You see, by writing in a blog, i get to mention about the places i went, people i meet and things i do so that other people can read my blog and go "whoa, this girl is happenin’! She’s been to that rave party?!" or "man, she’s so deep. A girl with character, i like!" or "this person is so high class! She only drinks coffee from Starbucks?". Well, you get the drift. Everybody wants to be Somebody.
Oh, and i want to post beautiful pics of myself in friendster too, so that people can see it and discuss/admire among themselves about how hot i am, and hopefully garner a few stalkers. Unfortunately, i have yet to get a perfect picture of myself. Seriously, you would think that in this day and age, we would be able to airbrush our pictures to the point of perfection. But no such luck, so far. But i’m positive that it’ll happen…someday. And even if it doesn’t, well i’m sure that there are plenty of people out there worse than me! yes-lah! Actually it’s one person in particular- my fellow friends will know who is that. A certain interesting individual.
The Narcissistic One: Signing off- peace out, suckers!!
p/s: yes, i purposely used the word ‘narcissistic’ instead of perasan - want to show off my vocab. Sue me!
