Confessions of a Cereal Killer

Dear Nobody,

Alright, first of all, i know that i talk too much. I’m sorry! I just have a lot to say (or complain about)! And, there is one question that has been bugging me incessantly for the past few years: Am i really THAT boring? You can tell me the truth, you know. Sure, it’ll piss me off at first, but at least it will set me free.

I’m telling you, people just tend to fall asleep whenever i talk to them. I have no idea why! Especially my mom and boyfriend. And one more thing you should know is that…my mom is an insomniac. Yes, she has sleeping problems, but whenever i start talking to her…i’ll end up talking at her, because she just drops off to sleep.

"Ma, you know today i went to BB plaza and there was this lingerie fair…"

"Oh? and..?"

"I bought this bra for only 15 bucks!! Look, it’s damn sexy rite? And it’s branded!!"

"mmm…."

"I also bought this pair of Guess jeans at the warehouse sale in the nearby hotel. It was only $79.90! Haha!! But i’m going to tell everyone i bought it for $395. Yes-lah! heheheheh…eh…ma…ma? Are you listening?"

"zzz…"

And the woman tells me she can’t sleep at night. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

Really! At first i thought it was very rude of her, but i’ve come to realise the problem is with me, since even my talking has the same effect on my boyfriend. I tell you, this guy, he’s…

…hello…are you following me? I’m talking about…

Oh nevermind.

The Boring One: Signing off - peace out, sleepyheads!

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