The stuff of (liquid) dreams
Dear Everybody,
And I’m back on Friendster blogs! I figured I need the cheap publicity. My www.public mentalmasturbation.blogspot.com idea didn’t really hit it off, because I figured NO ONE would visit it thus resulting in myself feeling too demotivated to write anything.
Anyway, back to business. After months of absence, I’m back with my first entry, and to commemorate this I’m going to discuss a very serious issue faced by hot chicks (like me) around the world. The Burning Question:
Is it a good thing for a girl to discover that her close male friends secretly harbour thoughts of screwing her?
Recently, I’ve made interesting discoveries about certain male friends of mine. Shocking ones. Yeah I know I’m hot and all, but I don’t want to know that I successfully made it to the level of being your masturbation fodder! And for God’s sake, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!
A few trustworthy (I hope!) male friends of mine told me that normally guys keep these stuff to themselves. Granted, I kinda discovered all this with the help of some alcohol. But then again, the people in question all insisted that they weren’t drunk although their breaths smelled like a freakin lavatory. But I did made some discoveries through some who told me this under the very thin disguise of ‘joking’! come on, man, girls have ESP or physic abilities or women’s intuition or whatever you call it.
I have met The Most Disgusting of them all though. He watches you from a distance without your knowledge, ‘sees’ through your clothes, and goes home and jacks off with you in mind, and then VOLUNTARILY TELLS YOU ABOUT IT. Revolting! Why pick on some innocent girl, who has no choice but to be born hot? Get a life and get online. The internet is for porn, my friend. Utilise it!
Some people tell me that a girl should be flattered to know stuff like this. I mean, really, wouldn’t you be the happiest person in the world to find out that all your friends of the opposite sex are friends with you because they want bang you? I know guys will definitely agree with this because it’s like an alpha male kinda thing right? Whoever gets the most love means he has the biggest gun and everyone loves a huge weapon. Well, but what about the ladies?
I hope to get some feedback from readers on this one. If God wills it, Friendster will effectively do my promotion so that there will be enough people to garner a few comments on this cutting edge issue that I’ve brought up.
My dear fans, our primary education (MTV, Friendster, Myspace and the other essential tools of life) teaches us that it’s the coolest thing to be idolized and be masturbated to. Cause it obviously means you’re hot. It means that you’re the (wet)dream girl everyone else wants to be!
Well, what do YOU think?
xoxo
November 14th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
u’re back!! been waiting for u to write something actually… coz the blogs i read is mainly about ppl and their great lives overseas surrounded with friends (which makes me depressed) or the ones about people being depressed overseas (which makes me even more depressed)…
anyway, being ur loyal fan, i’ll comment on this. being the wet dream girl? it’s kinda disgusting. i mean, imagine having ur boyfriend tell u the same thing for the 1st time. super-awkward but prolly later u’ll b like, “ah well, that’s alrite…at least he’s not thinkin of another girl” but it’s still awkward.
dont know about others, but even when a guy friend says, “u’re too thin already. ur butt is not as round as before” stops me in my track. but yeah, i’ve had guys confessing that they practically ‘watch’ girls. like say, they know when they put on weight etc… and have the cheek to blatantly say, “u’ve put on weight, not sexy anymore”. like wth? i wasnt made for ur viewing pleasure, thank u very much.
p/s: no drunk person will admit that they’re drunk. and darl, i’ll talk to u soon yeah? miss u!! mmmmmmmuahx!!!
November 14th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
hahaha….. wtf? hahahahaha…..
November 17th, 2006 at 9:43 am
haha..that sure is freaky.
and btw, i guess people do read your posts. you just dont post enough =\
November 17th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
yeah reading an interstin post is fun.
yeah. secrets shud b kept secret, no matter how gals sweet talk guys to answer tat question of being their wet dream gal or not. gals are stil gals, conservative most might be, espesciali asian females.
tellin a gal bout ur wildest thoughts jz wunt work out, its not gona score points for even gettin closer to her, that boy mz hav been brainless to even admit it, and his biggest mistakes to even be HONEST to gals.
gals knew wat boys are tinkin, there’s jz no need to actuali speak it out, jz lie, no one’s gona shoot u down for lying jz to protect ur image, though every1 knows tat yeah!! wat kinda guy dunt fantasize bout sex wit hot gals?
haha yeah im lying
i dunt fantasize haha
no no not u
December 7th, 2006 at 8:27 am
I thought we boys have this rule of “don’t ask, don’t tell”.
We know this kind of yucky stuff happens. He’s a dumbass to break that rule.